一、搞笑的英语句子翻译
一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk？ ” “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours！ ” “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two’s company, three’s the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don’t forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。
当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14.”There are only two creatures,” says a proverb, “who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail.” 俗话说：“能登上金字塔。
二、搞笑的英语句子翻译
一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk？ ” “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours！ ” “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two’s company, three’s the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don’t forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。
当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14.”There are only two creatures,” says a proverb, “who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail.” 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的。
三、翻译一段英语幽默AnAdvertisementforModern
摩登自行车广告 汤姆在报纸上看到一辆很漂亮的摩登自行车的广告，标价50英镑，于是他到商店去看一看。
汤姆很仔细地看完那辆自行车后，转过身对店主说：“这辆自行车少了一盏灯，但在广告上的自行车是有的。”“是的，先生，”店主回答说，“但那盏灯不包括在自行车的价格里面，是另外收费的。”
“不包括在自行车价格里面？”汤姆很生气，“但这是不诚实的。如果灯在广告上，它就应该包括在你所标出的价格之内。”
“嗯，先生，”店主冷静地回答：“在我们的自行车广告上还有一个女孩，难道我们也要为您提供一个吗？”。
四、搞笑的英语句子
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑） 今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 老妈：这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思？ 我说：“我不知道” 老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！ 老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍） 老妈：你在给我说说这个。
“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。 我说：是“我知道“ 老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“ 老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？ 我说：就是我知道呀！ 老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍） 老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.“是什么意思？ 我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧 这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“ 我：“我很烦，别烦我“ 老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁） 老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“ 我说：“我没听清，再说一次“ 老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“ “我没听清，再说一次“ 结果被扁 老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“ 我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁） 老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊’ 我说：“查字典“ “查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁） 老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“ 我说：“你最好问别人“ “你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“ “啊！god save me ！“ “上帝救救我吧！” “耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁） 我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“ 我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“ “臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手 我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思” “嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”。
五、求超级搞笑的英语打油诗
1.一个中国人在英国目睹了一起车祸，由于他是唯一目击者所以警察只能询问英语水平并不高的他，回答如下 One car come one car go,Two car Dongdong（咚咚）One car die2.Chengdu,an ancient city of ancient China/Is called the KingdomofHeaven/A heaven to be deeply understood/A heaven ofvariousfood/Its got crunchy snacks/As well as spicy hot-pots/Whyits sohard for me/To put my comments all in words/Tke a pieceofLongchaoshou or Zhong Shuijiao/Theyll leave you anunforgettabletaste/As for Fuqifeipian and Dandanmian/……MapodoufuandHuiguorou/With time their names grow/Plus a Shuizhuyu, slicedfishin spicy sauce/ who can live without Sichuan food even hejusttastes it once！译文：中国有个成都，号称天府之国。
目光所及之处，美食琳琅满目。小吃回味悠长，火锅麻辣鲜香，川菜百味齐备，片语难以概全。
龙抄手、钟水饺，吃后满嘴香飘绕。夫妻肺片、担担面，随处想吃随处买……最后拿出看家菜，麻婆豆腐、回锅肉，外加一盘水煮鱼，宁愿一辈子沉醉在川菜王国里！3.WOMEN by Marvin Yip. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don’t, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don’t, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don’t, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced man’ If you don’t you are half a man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you don’t, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don’t, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it’s bad If you don’t , she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel If she is visited by another, ‘oh it’s natural, we are girls’ If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it’s just one of the man’s tactics If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk Oh God! you created those creature called “WOMAN’ So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable “O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN” 吻她吧，不够君子 不吻吧，不象汉子 夸她吧，说你欺骗 不夸吧，嫌你笨蛋 顺她吧，你气管炎 不顺吧，解人不善 太浪漫，疑你老练 太规矩，你抻不展 常看她，招她厌烦 少去点，怨你猎艳 穿得好，说你花心 邋遢些，缺个心眼 吃醋吧，你太狭隘 大度点，说你不爱 求欢吧，不够尊重 安分呢，不够爱宠 你晚了，她等得烦 她晚了，女孩特权 你访友，是你堕落 她聚会，天性其乐 少亲她，你太冷淡 老亲她，便宜你占 过街不管，道德有缺憾 领着她走，男人耍手段 你看别人，是挑逗风情 别人看她，是仰慕佳艳 你要说话，她让你听着 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言 上帝啊！ 为何拆我骨头造女人 简简繁繁 怯怯炎炎 我晕头转向 我魂萦梦牵 求你告我怎么办！。
六、有趣搞笑的英语句子
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 “Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk？ ” “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours！ ” “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s company, three’s the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多， 忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？。
七、四人英语搞笑故事带翻译,最好每句都带翻译,跪求啊
1.I had an amusing experience last year. After I had left a small village in the south of France, I drove on to the next town. On the way, a young man waved to me. I stopped and he asked me for a lift. As soon as he had got into the car, I said good morning to him in French and he replied in the same language. Apart from a few words, I do not know any French at all. Neither of us spoke during the journey. I had nearly reached the town, when the young man suddenly said, very slowly, “Do you speak English?’ As I soon learnt, he was English himself!’
2.The secretary told me that Mr. Harmsworth would see me. I felt very nervous when I went into his office. He did not look up from his desk when I entered. After I had sat down, he said that business was very bad. He told me that the firm could not afford to pay such large salaries. Twenty people had already left. I knew that my turn had come.
‘Mr.Harmsworth,’ I said in a weak voice.
‘Don’t interrupt,’ he said.
Then he smiled and told me I would receive an extra thousand pounds a year!
3.After I had had lunch at a village pub, I looked for my bag. I had left it on a chair beside the door and now it wasn’t there! As I was looking for it, the landlord came in.
‘Did you have a good meal?” he asked.
‘Yes, thank you,’ I answered, ‘but I can’t pay the bill. I haven’t got my bag.’
The landlord smiled and immediately went out. In a few minutes he returned with my bag and gave it back to me.
‘I’m very sorry,’ he said. ‘My dog had taken in into the garden. He often does this！’收起
小木lonely2011-09-18
八、古诗翻译成英语 为什么翻译后的英语太搞笑了
白居易——《杭州春望》 Bai Juyi– Spring Sights in Hangzhou 望海楼明照曙霞， Seaside Building in the morning sunshine 护江堤白踏晴沙。
Clear sand along the white protecting dam 涛声夜入伍员庙， Sound of wave pounding General Wu’s Temple 柳色春藏苏小家。 Willows in spring hidden in Su Xiao’s home 红袖织绫夸柿蒂， Praising the red sleeve woven with flowers 青旗沽酒趁梨花。
Into the wineshop with dark banner outside 谁开湖寺西南路， Who opened the southward path to the lake 草绿裙腰一道斜。 A slanting band of green grass in sight。
